GUESS WHAT!

YOU ARE NOT IMAGINING THINGS!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I HAVE MY VERY OWN WEBSITE!

WHOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!

YES!

I bitched and moaned and
whined until finally I got
to have my own website!

This is me:

I don't know what I will do
with it yet.

BUT IT'S GOING TO BE FUNNY!

And socially relevant.

Maybe I will share it with

PORK
if he is very nice to me.

I am going to go think of more
things to put on here now!

UPDATE 1 / 26:

Look! Here are some LINKS!

MY HOUSE where I live!
MY BLOG which I haven't updated
in a really long time but not because
i ran out of things to say so don't
worry because I have been saving up
things to say and I will start a new one!

Don't you wish you were
having this much fun?

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(You didn't really put your address in there, did you?)

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CHICKEN BUTT.

I WILL UPDATE SOON SO
CHECK BACK EVERY
TEN MINUTES!